Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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