I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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