would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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