I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Umm I'm too high to move.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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