i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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