Don't you send me to vm
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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