I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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