it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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