you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You can't just leave with hair like that
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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