she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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