So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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