I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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