38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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