I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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