So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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