I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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