I skipped work to stalk him.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
the liver wants what the liver wants
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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