there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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