reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Im part way to drunk.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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