i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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