i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
