Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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