Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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