Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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