It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
