Me. At least after what I've been through.
My hand turned me down
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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