I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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