we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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