I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
When did angry sex become our thing?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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