my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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