Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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