I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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