oh god the rape fog is back!
Non-Jews are for practice
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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