Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
A bitchslap is in order.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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