Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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