Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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