His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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