If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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