We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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