Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
If I die, sorry about rent.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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