Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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