Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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