OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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