doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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