He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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