Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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