Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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