the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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