Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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