Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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