I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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