come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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