she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Randomize
