Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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