That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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