at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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